One episode of D&V + Three people / Four days =
500* toilet trips
6 loads of washing
3 missed shifts at work (two for me, one for Chris)
2 sick buckets (actually nappy buckets, swiftly adapted for the occasion)
1 missed swimming lesson
1 missed family meal
1 missed dentist appointment
Result = Total Carnage of a weekend.
On the plus side Rudy remains unaffected!
*This figure is an estimate. Actual number of toilet trips unknown.